they can be on anything.. here are a couple of mine..
1) yo mama is like a brick.. shes dirty, layed out, and made by mexicans
2) yo mama is like a library.. shes open to public
3) yo mama is so fat.. that when I shook hands with her I got lost (its lame, i know)
4) yo mama is like a shotgun.. two coc*s and shes loaded
so u guys got any good ones??
yo mama so fat, earth revolves around her.
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a life guard.
Yo mamma so fat, she sat in the back of a limo and the driver got crushed.
Yo mamma so fat, she gets brain-freeze 5 days after eating ice-cream.
Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order.
Yo mamma so ugly even bobo the builder looked at her and said 'sorry, can't fix that'.
haha yo mama so stupid when we worked at the m&ms factory she threw the all away because they said W
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family, you're much fatter than me!"
Yo mama so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mama so poor, when I lit a match in her shack, the cockroaches said, &quomexican mama jokest;Clap your hands, stomp your feet! Praise the lord 'cuz we got heat!"
Yo momma is so black... that when she eats oreos she has to use gloves so that she wont bite herself.
Yo momma is so fat.. when she passed by the t.v I missed three commerials.
Yo momma is so fat.. That i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat... by the time she gets dressed it's time to et undressed.
Yo momma is so dumb... she studied for a drug test.
Yo momma is so dumb... she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo momma is so short.. she gotta slam dunk her bus fare.
Yo momma is so short... she broke her leg jumnping off the toilet.
Lmao
yo mama so fat bill clinton said DAMN girl you got good cankles.
yo mama so fat she killed chuck norris by rolling on him.
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
yo mama so ugly i saw her walking with a pig and i asked where did you get the pig and the PIG answered i bought it at the market
yo mama so poor she found a penny and yelled I WON THE LOTTERY
yUR MOMMA iSz SO fAT WHEN SHE WENT TO A HOTEL & ASkED fOR A WATER BED THEy PUT A BLANkET OVER THE OCEAN .
yUR MOM iSz SO STUPiD WHEN SHE GOT LOCkED iN A GROCERiE STORE SHE mexican mama jokesSTARVED TO DEATH .
yUR MOM iS SO POOR WHEN i ASkED HER if i COULD USE HER BATHROOM SHE ASkED ME TO PiCk A CORNER .
OR yUR MOMMA iS SO POOR WHEN i WENT TO HER HOUSE & STEPPED ON THE MATCH SHE SAiD WHO TURNED Of THE HEATER .
Yo mama is so ugly... when she was born the doctor thought the afterbirth was her indentical twin.
Yo mama is so fat... when she makes love she makes the earth move.
Yo mama is the village tandem.(Like the village bike but she takes 2 at a time)
Yo mama'a soo fat, she went into Primark and the only thing she could fit into was the changing room
Yo mama's soo stupid, she must have been conceived on a motorway ... after all, that's where most accidents happen
your mum's so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back
your mum's so dumb she looked at a orange juice carton cos it said concentrate
"yo mama so fat when I asked her if she wanted some dick, she asked what are the side orders."
I hate being a lame nerd...
yo mama so fat, the last time you see 90200 was on her scale
Try http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
yo mama is so fat, she knocked out the doctor when she was given birth to.
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