Wednesday, January 11, 2012

death note funny quotesFunny death note quotes?

just out of boredom. i need something for my deviantart sig and i thought something funny might be good ^^
GAH! There are just so many!

Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation... besides the manager thing?"
L: "Could you get me another cup of coffee?"

Light: "I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!"
(Ok....so, that one was meant to be dramatic....but I bet NO ONE kept a straight face when Light said that!)

Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad people.......you will be the only bastard left."

L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours."
(Then the chief puts the strawberry in his pocket. xD I laughed so hard)

L: "My number of friends has increased yet again......"

L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."



Yeah...My favourite is probably the strawberry one.
Why is L so awesome?

:P


Hope that helps!
I love the strawberry quote also, the dubs I had worded it like this "I'll give you this strawberry, so please keedeath note funny quotesp it a secret."


My fav quotes:

Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.

L: If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberry
(or it was something like that)

L: (talking to Light) What’s wrong? You look so mad, so I thought you might want some cake too

His lines always crack me up! Also, everyone mentioned this one basically, when L is like: "Yes, that would be dark" XD

L is my idol! I love him!
Light: I'll take a potato chip...and EAT it!

AV儿劣*

L:Kira is childish and he hates losing... I'm also childish and hate losing.

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L: I'm... a pervert??

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Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"

L: "Yes, that would be dark."

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L: Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.

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L:Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?

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L: (after getting hit by Ligh) Tdeath note funny quoteshat hurts

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Misa: You just want to see me pee again, YOU PERVERT

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Misa: Light, won't you sleep with me?

Light: ...Why are you saying that Misa?

Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don't be shy Light.

L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun.

Light: I'm not being shy.

L: Don't be serious about it either

AV儿劣*

Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?

Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?"

AV儿劣**
I think the funniest Death Note quote would be:
Misa: I cant live in a world without you Light!
L:...yes, that would be dark

or something like that XD
Well, somebody already said this =p but
Misa: I don't want to live in a world without Light!
L: Yes that would be very dark
I loved that quote! =D
steal his cake, he cant think without food (ok im terrible at jokes if you must know TT.TT)
I love the one where Light was all "I WILL TAKE A CHIP...AND EAT IT!" roflroflrofl.

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